Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I'm a millionaire!!!

Ok, so I got the following e-mail, and I am 100% almost certain that it is legitimate. I don't actually remember entering the lottery, but it is possible that I did.


THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERYThe Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HXEngland. Date:5th September, 2006WINNING NOTIFICATION Ref: UK/9420X2/68Batch: 074/05/ZY369 Dear Winner, We happily announce to you the draw (#1116) of the UK NATIONALLOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held Saturday 2nd September, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 withSerial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers (03) (08) (20) (22) (34) (40)Winning Numbers Breakdown Bonus Ball [38] which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. For verification and checking of your lottery winnings online,you are required to check your winning numbers and draw number and result online by clicking the uknational lottery link below and fill in your winning numbers for confirmation: You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £4,924,924 (Four million nine hundred twenty four thousand nine hundred and twenty four pounds sterlings) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £4,924,924 shared amongst the firstfour (10) lucky winner in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.All participants for the online version were selected randomly fromWorld Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations and corporate bodies that are listedonline. This promotion takes place weekly.Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Europeanbooklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £4,924,924 (Four million nine hundred and twenty four thousand nine hundred and twenty four pounds sterlings) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence theprocess to facilitatethe release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning informationconfidential your claim is processed and your money remitted to you inwhatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming andunwarranted abuse of this program.Please be warned. To file for your claim, please fill the form givenbelow and contact our claims agent whose details are given below ;
FILL THE FORM BELOW
Name
Sex
Age
Marital Status
Tel/Fax
Address
Annual Income
NB: FILL AND RETURN THE FORM TO THE CONTACTS BELOW; Overseas Claims UnitUnited Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary Mr.Ian Hilton,Email:ianhilton_claims_release01@hotmail.comPhone number:+447031944739(Outside UK) Once your verification form is completely filled and returned ourEuropean agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate therelease of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented above citing thebatch and reference numbers to this letter. Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.Yours faithfully, Brian HuntOnline coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Sweepstakes International Program.Open 7days 8am-8pm CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, isintended only for the use of the intended recipient(s) and may containinformation that is privileged, confidential and prohibited fromunauthorized disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message inerror, please notify the sender by reply email and destroy all copies ofthe original message. Copyright 1994-2006 The UK National Lottery Inc.All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines

It has to be for real, it''s copyrighted and everything. So, what am I going to do with all my money? First thing, I am buying Iowegia. That way I can banish the Iowegians to a better place, farther away. Then I am going to eat 18 loafs of garlic bread, then get liposuction. Then new shoes. Then a handbag. Then a Chanel lip gloss. I can't wait to get my check. I have to keep watching my bank account for the deposit. They said it may take 3-4 days, and I just sent them my account numner a few minutes ago. They said that my account may show some negative activity, but that that was just for security purposes.

1 comment:

Gaft Girl said...

I will join you in the eating and liposuctioning. Once I am a millionaire either through the UK lottery and/or career choice and am done having kids (if I am not already), I am so having an abdominalplasty and probably a breast reduction (have not mentioned that to my husband yet). If you do when the UK lottery, can I take out a loan from the First National Bank of ZennieZou for educational purposes?